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Mon, Jun. 29th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 16:29 Holy mother of a fucknut I'm going to stab someone. #
  • 16:30 RT @codemonkey2841 RT @troyredington: bad things happen in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE! #
  • 16:34 Seriously. The military is looking better and better. At least there I would expect my coworkers to be idiots #
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Sun, Jun. 28th, 2009, 11:30 pm


  • 02:10 Isla Fisher is fucking hot. I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes. #

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Sat, Jun. 27th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 16:37 @spazure Jazure..cize #
  • 16:40 @PhoenixAshies do SoCo, watermelon pucker and red bull. Trust me :D #
  • 18:28 Plans for MJs body: melt down the plastic into legos so little boys will finally play with him. #
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Thu, Jun. 25th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 18:29 @NihonGoose it's true and confirmed. Fox news running the story now. Mike jackson dead at 50. #
  • 18:32 I rolled a 78 but still didn't get michael jackson's epic glove drop. Damn #
  • 18:41 @spazure I'm only sad he didn't drop the epic glove. #
  • 18:42 @kwschnei good sized cabelas in southern mn #
  • 18:44 @jessdani bomb shots are more culturally significant #
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Wed, Jun. 24th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 00:11 Rofl, new mtn dew commercial with wow characters is hilarious #
  • 00:20 24 hour wootoff only? Lame. Not like I have any money anyway #
  • 01:01 Who the fuck played 2 jason mraz songs in a row?! I will fucking punch you in your overies. #
  • 01:18 Yes. I paid double to play all 9m7s of Freebird not once, but twice back to back to counter your jason mraz. Suck it. #
  • 02:24 @starlyse excellent reason to join. Welcome. #
  • 02:32 Damn straight, ligonberry sandwiches. Have I mentioned how much I love my fiancee? Cuz she's da bomb. #
  • 02:47 Maybe you can't count, but there are 4 of us and 1 of you...so go get some more guys and then it'll be an even fight #
  • 02:50 "You like being the only genius lvl repeat offender in the midwest?"...fuck, I know I do. I should join starfleet...or the marines. #
  • 03:05 My mouth is itchy is that normal? #
  • 03:31 If you eliminate the impossible whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth #
  • 03:34 I have been and always shall be your friend. I am Spock.....Bullshit. #
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Tue, Jun. 23rd, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 20:28 @jessdani blood of the evil british overlords obviously #
  • 23:14 Today was the day from hell #
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Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 10:53 @crthomas42 the clock does exist, it's called my phone #
  • 11:02 @crthomas42 I assume an ipod touch could do it #
  • 11:09 @jessdani my mother was born in 1950 #
  • 11:50 @crthomas42 a wifi enabled alarm clock sounds like a unitasker to me. I'd rather have one device that fits all my needs. #
  • 19:11 NPH on Million Dollar Password. That was decent. One might even say legendary. Yeah, went there. What up #
  • 19:15 NPH is still playing Btw #
  • 19:39 Also Rachel Ray sucks at this game #
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Fri, Jun. 19th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 00:16 Damn, Eric Clapton is old as fuck. Never woulda guessed he was born in 1945. #
  • 00:43 Datsyuk 4th Lady Bing in a row...plus his 2nd Selke. Way to go my little baby Pavel #
  • 01:09 Sully is pitching the swivel sweeper #pitchmen #
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Thu, Jun. 18th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 16:34 @jessdani it depends on how hard you hit them #
  • 16:42 Any given day you see me, it's on the worst day of my life. #
  • 18:29 RT @ajjaskie RT RT RT EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, whether you live in a capital or not, wear #GREEN on SUNDAY for #IranElection #gr88 RT RT RT #
  • 18:31 @ajjaskie what's Iran? #
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Wed, Jun. 17th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 03:14 I will pay $100 for a camcorder that records on vhs. The old rest on your shoulder kind. Why? There's one in The Great Outdoors, makes m ... #
  • 03:17 Oh and u have 2 have the camcorder here within 24 hours from right now and it has 2 b functional. Or you can bring john candy back 2 life #
  • 03:25 I should really go through a figure out how many hours of tv shows I have to watch now that I've upped my collections...maybe tomorrow #
  • 03:27 All of Star Trek Next Gen, all of The Pretender, all of Penn and Teller Bullshit for starters... #
  • 03:32 If you're in trouble let go of the rope.....wonder metaphor for life #
  • 03:34 1 part I always remember about Great Outdoors, an english springer spaniel is randomly shown during the waterski scene...I miss my chelsea. #
  • 04:02 I wager $50 I could eat a 96oz steak. You buy the steak. Any takers? #
  • 04:12 Yes I abuse twitter, but at least I'm not as bad as @spazure #
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Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009, 11:30 pm

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Mon, Jun. 15th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 23:36 @spazure G1 so much better than an iphone =P #
  • 00:01 @spazure but you were just complaining about it. I don't have jailbreak my G1 to change sms sounds. Sensitive much? #
  • 00:52 I have the best kitty in the world. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur, happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr.. thanks @sheldonc ... #
  • 00:53 @nuxi I did to install cupcake before it was officially released #
  • 01:24 Dedicated source box, brilliant doctor. That's the deal #
  • 01:55 My fiance bought me lingonberry preserves and they are delicious. I honestly don't know how I could have a better partner. #
  • 01:58 RT @spazure @dhewlett You don't have an optical mouse yet??? I'll freaking send you one if you want. They're awesome. ^_^...opinion eh? #
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Sun, Jun. 14th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 20:52 Anna Paquin is in True Blood. Might be worth watching after all #
  • 23:21 I'd die for her, but she also wants me to do the dishes. #
  • 23:22 @jessdani *huggles* #
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Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 11:00 Wearing my P=NP shirt today. Haven't even started my shift and one person is already confused. Yay. #
  • 11:17 That's 2 #
  • 14:11 That's 3 #
  • 21:37 That must burn for Hossa.... #
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Wed, Jun. 10th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 01:24 @spazure dude I can grind in wow while my sims sleep #
  • 13:43 @spazure males with pony tails can be made in the hair with accessories if you're still wondering #
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Tue, Jun. 9th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 01:36 You wouldn't happen to have a wife under the counter would you? I'm lookin for a wife #
  • 13:25 Just bought Sims 3 Collector's Edition. I blame Sean and @spazure #
  • 16:31 Offficially on a coaching plan now. Performance must improve by august 8th. Plus they completely fucked me over by giving me the wrong goals #
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Mon, Jun. 8th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 23:59 LMFAO at today's xkcd xkcd.com/594/ #
  • 00:09 @lartist you gotta make those short enough to retweet easily #
  • 00:11 RT @lartist I ask a favor of any hot chix. Plz send my gamer artistic wellendowed 19 yr old 6'2" nephew saucy photos sasquatchalex@cogeco.ca #
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Sun, Jun. 7th, 2009, 11:30 pm

  • 14:00 RT @lartist My gamer artistic 6'2" well-endowed nephew/godson needs distraction. Any hot chicks wanna send him a saucy pic(s)? sasquatch ... #
  • 14:01 RT @lartist Feel free to retweet to other hot chicks too. That's sasquatchalex@cogeco.com. He likes da boobies. :) #
  • 22:59 Starz In Black is playing 13th Warrior. IIRC, it was one Arab, played by a Spaniard, and a bunch of Vikings. I'm confused. #
  • 23:00 @spazure Yeah, Fanboys is awesome. #
  • 23:21 RT @sohmer @lartist LICD Beginnings now up for sale: bit.ly/VvLeA #
  • 23:25 Give an arab a sword he makes a knife. When you die, can I give that to me daughter? #
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Sat, Jun. 6th, 2009, 11:30 pm


  • 20:44 Pens put garon in. It's fucking over. Good night pittsburgh #

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Sat, Jun. 6th, 2009, 12:36 am

  • 12:40 Mtn dew throwback makes my lips sticky #
  • 12:42 Random shirt days on shirt.woot make me so happy. I got this shirt for $6.66 and it's totally badass #
  • 12:43 @nuxi with sticky lips it's the gift that keeps on giving #
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