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Wed, Nov. 25th, 2009, 02:05 am
From Twitter 11-24-2009


  • 12:27:18: I weigh less than it says on my license, when did that happen? *boggle* I didnt even poo yet.
  • 13:35:50: Who buys a lot xmas tree before thanksgiving? Awesome way to burn your house down.
  • 16:45:39: @Cathelem I'm referring to the xmas tree lot I drove past at cub today...unless you're talking about another tweet and then I have no idea
  • 18:58:53: @spazure dogs smell funny
  • 21:59:48: @spazure how would you know?

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Tue, Nov. 24th, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-23-2009


  • 13:58:56: Walmart cashier "Oh, Redline. That has something like antifreeze in it. We don't want that packed with your food there"
  • 17:26:44: @spazure haha
  • 18:06:47: Wow. I feel awesome!

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Mon, Nov. 23rd, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-22-2009


  • 16:06:38: @Coopsta007 iwant to punch the nfl redzome guy in the face
  • 16:31:32: @mrsnazz happy 5th anniversary
  • 16:32:50: My rogue has 28 pets now. I want the achievement dammit. Oh well, work on that when he hits 80. 73 now.
  • 18:30:02: @krtstrm I would make sure they clean your pipes after you fix their's...if you know what I mean
  • 18:33:57: @spazure icy hot on the thumb would work better
  • 21:31:52: @krtstrm lmao. Your choice bro...
  • 22:57:43: Crap, the bears are winning. That's not suppose to happen

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Sun, Nov. 22nd, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-21-2009


  • 01:21:18: The notion of trans-warp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet, wearing a blindfold whilst riding a horse.
  • 01:25:49: Pretty sure I put the whilst in the wrong place. Oh well
  • 01:39:09: It only bugs me a little that Simon Pegg isn't scotish.

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Sat, Nov. 21st, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-20-2009


  • 12:16:05: Tried BWWs "Blazing" last night. Hottest they have. They were yummy. But for flavor I prefer the Mango Habanero.
  • 12:19:02: It's free pie day at bingo! Totally going after I run some errands.
  • 12:22:28: @mrsnazz that too. It was a good night
  • 13:24:04: Mmm, pie
  • 18:10:19: Stuck at fiancee's work function. At least there's booze, but it's not free :(
  • 20:14:34: I hope John Scott kills someone tonight.
  • 20:18:36: C'mon Boug. GET ANGRY!!!
  • 20:33:01: Owen Nolan with the goal! Thataboy! Now let's kill some people!
  • 20:33:57: @NihonGoose I saw a one eyed cat at the humane society today. Its other eye was moved and skin sewn shut over the socket. It was cute.
  • 20:58:03: @rmstep yeah. He plays for the MN Wild now.
  • 21:00:29: Wild with 26 penalty minutes in the first period. That's more mins than the period is long. How is that possible? Not sure.
  • 21:34:33: @Coopsta007 I missed the game misconduct
  • 21:49:48: I'm watch 40 year olds play quarters. This is hilarious
  • 22:33:29: OWEN NOLAN!!!!!!! GAME WINNING GOAL WITH 1:03 LEFT! That's game bitches!
  • 22:58:23: Pretty sure this married guy and married lady, not to each other, I'm out with are going to hookup at his hotel 2nite. Scandelous!
  • 23:03:20: Also if ne1 is actually following the events of 2nite I neglected to mention we moved to my bar around 7. That improved things greatly
  • 23:03:58: @mrsnazz I'm going to pretend I haven't had the chance to see her vag
  • 23:04:52: Also I'm drinking on a company card that's not mine. Free booze did occur and its a win.
  • 23:14:55: Two 22 year olds were laughing at the geoup I'm in dancing. We threatened to rumble. My bros may be 40 homie, but they're bigger than you.

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Fri, Nov. 20th, 2009, 02:05 am
From Twitter 11-19-2009


  • 01:04:27: I just met these ppl, why do they trust me to watch their shit while they smoke. I coild have 2 new purses. And one is Prada.
  • 14:07:57: RT @TFLN (518): just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
  • 14:11:22: RT @crthomas42 OMG I'm part of the Retweet beta....OMG ME TOO!
  • 14:14:10: RT @thinkgeek EEP. Screwed that poll link up--it's 42 at the end, even! You know what *that's* the answer to. http://twtpoll.com/ib1p42
  • 14:15:07: @magicalstephie I thought all cigs do. Hmm.
  • 16:52:08: @spazure sorry about the attack, I'll maintain a safe distance from you in the future.
  • 17:26:06: @Cathelem that is correct, I am marrying you. That was a RT of TFLN that was amusing
  • 22:32:00: @spazure @nuxi why do I feel out of the loop?

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Thu, Nov. 19th, 2009, 02:04 am
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Wed, Nov. 18th, 2009, 02:05 am
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Tue, Nov. 17th, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-16-2009


  • 01:02:02: @mitchsmisfits @DaWGS FYI "Big" John Scott got his first career NHL goal today in the Wild Hurricanes game.
  • 18:28:15: @spazure I liked I Love You Man. Probably because I related to Paul Rudd's character however.
  • 18:33:11: @spazure slappa da bass mon
  • 18:37:57: @magicalstephie for a small fee I can make him disappear from this world.
  • 18:42:26: Ate my entire Chipotle burrito in 10 minutes. I'm gonna go pass out now.
  • 18:52:57: @magicalstephie I could tell you more but then you would have to disappear as well.

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Mon, Nov. 16th, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-15-2009


  • 14:27:20: I do not like the cone of shame :(

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Sat, Nov. 14th, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-13-2009


  • 00:09:25: @wonderfulone honestly that wasn't gloating, it was just hilarious. But my Wild lost too do it's a shared pain tonight.
  • 00:34:55: Booth just karate chopped a midget...i mean dwarf
  • 00:36:29: Its Marty!...forget his name but he's in pirates of the caribbean and friends with the little people big world people.
  • 00:40:09: @Electrohacker i work second shift...so i record things and watch them now. so yes.
  • 00:42:37: @NihonGoose i wouldnt really care. i watch for comedy and that can't be ruined.
  • 00:46:23: @wilw how good Elmo would be depends on how much you enjoy being tickled.
  • 00:50:02: He would have had the forethought to bring a more suitable weapon...like a gun....or a giant sword....or a gun.
  • 00:52:09: @wonderfulone "Jay Cutler" and "Bears" are still trending FYI
  • 00:57:49: DAO looks cool but I think I would get bored with it after 8 hours played or so. That tends to happen with me and video games.
  • 00:58:54: I prefer Jeff Dunham's stand up to his show, but the show is still amusing.
  • 01:09:48: The best thing is, Jeff Dunham can be entirely politically incorrect and it's ok because it's not *him* saying it, it's puppets
  • 01:10:08: Shakira, which in spanish mean an ass you can bounce a quarter off of
  • 01:12:58: Once you go purple you never go back.
  • 01:15:01: Peanut is my favorite puppet
  • 01:15:27: err...Peanut is my favorite Jeff Dunham puppet. Not telling what my all time favorite puppet is
  • 01:29:10: @ThatKevinSmith Devils killed the Pens. End of story.
  • 01:37:15: When are Burn Notice and Royal Pains coming back?
  • 01:54:34: NCIS is now rivaling CSI for how far it stretches technology. Almost ruins the show for me. ruins NCIS L.A. Abby and Mcgee save fhe original
  • 02:20:50: @ThatKevinSmith yes @smilinstanlee is amazing, but u proved that a fat fuck can score an amazingly hot wife. Living legend status attained.
  • 02:43:44: I want some honey nut cheerios or some honey bunches of oats. Either one, as long as I have some milk and a bowl too,
  • 02:46:02: Also I like my new Clutterbuck shirt. And my new Wild fitted hat. I got 2 hats, 2 shirts and 4 pucks with that gift card @cathelem got me.

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Fri, Nov. 13th, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-12-2009


  • 00:00:41: Wish @spazure would move here to run karaoke at my bar. This new guy kinda sucks.
  • 00:06:49: "The Joker" makes me miss the shouthouse
  • 00:21:01: Caps and Islanders had an 11 round shootout. That was awesome. And the NHL network being on makes me happy.
  • 00:34:17: Just had a 30-something drunk woman force me to be in her "birthday picture" and say she was going to put it on facebook...
  • 02:00:22: Totally grabbed a video if 30-something bday girl doing drunk as fuck karaoke
  • 02:10:22: Birthday girls hubby just said "she's at the point I want to give her another shot just to see what happens"...I second that motion
  • 03:21:34: Top Chef this week made me so so happy
  • 12:26:35: @spazure too true.
  • 14:03:57: Now Dollhouse is canceled. WTF
  • 16:13:27: RT @ThatKevinSmith Brothers in Fat! Throw out all those 'Big Dog' t-shirts! CasualMaleXL now has MARVEL/DC T-SHIRTS IN GIANT SIZES: http://
  • 17:31:26: @codemonkey2841 I won the internets
  • 20:14:05: Wild strike first. 1-0 in the first. New team chant. Ready?! 1-2-3-DON'T SUCK!!!!
  • 20:14:37: @wonderfulone kick off in 10 mins. I'll keep you updated.
  • 20:20:22: @wonderfulone id enjoy it more if Urlacher were playing...not that he's better than Jared Allen anyway though
  • 20:22:21: @wonderfulone 49ers kick off. Bears opening drive will start on their 18
  • 20:34:46: @wonderfulone Bears 53..roach? Rdach? Slow to get up after making a tackle. CC isn't on so I don't know why.
  • 20:39:38: @wonderfulone SF field goal no good. Bears take over
  • 20:40:58: Wild PP goal! 2-0 16:13 left in 2nd.
  • 20:42:43: If your stick is stuck in the other guys skate I'm pretty sure that's a trip sorry Burns.
  • 20:43:50: @mtupyro bears forced to punt. SF takes over on own 19
  • 20:44:16: Holy crap Backstrom is awesome!
  • 20:47:15: @wonderfulone 53 is back in so he was only a little shaken
  • 20:50:34: TB short handed goal. You fuckers. Did you not hear our new team chant? 1-2-3-DON'T SUCK!!!!
  • 20:54:09: Nolan makes a shot as he falls down and it goes in off the pipe! Wild 3-1 8:15 in 2nd
  • 21:01:53: RT @mnwild #mnwild Owen Nolan just made #sportscenter. Guaranteed! Turn on @fsnorth and @wcco830 now! Wild up 3-1 in 2nd
  • 21:02:37: @wonderfulone little late but scoreless in the first. Currently 12;30 left. In 2nd
  • 21:06:29: @wonderfulone bears throw int in red zone. SF BALL
  • 21:11:15: Wild 3-1 end of 2nd
  • 21:16:01: @wonderfulone bears on the receving end of the int this time
  • 21:23:43: @wonderfulone SF intercepts again. Runs it back to Bears 14.
  • 21:24:33: @wonderfulone SF TD. 7-0 2:03 left in the half
  • 21:25:49: Yeah douche in the flames hat and popped collar. Start something with me. Dare ya.
  • 21:40:58: @wonderfulone 45yd FG is....a penalty...50 yd FG is....good. 7-3 SF
  • 21:42:33: TB scores 3-2 Wild. 10:43 is the 3rd.
  • 21:43:08: @wonderfulone 7-3 SF at the half.
  • 21:46:55: @wonderfulone awesome.
  • 22:05:37: TB scores a 6 on 4 goal with 15 seconds left to tie 3-3. We're going to OT.
  • 22:15:04: Shootout. Wild have a heck of a goalie but no real shooters...this'll be interesting
  • 22:19:57: Wild lose in the shootout. Honestly I'm surprised we got one point off TB.
  • 22:25:11: New rule. If you're going to say something to me about wearing a Clutterbuck shirt right after the Wild lose in a SO, I punch u in the face.
  • 22:38:52: @wonderfulone start of the 4th. Bears down 7-6.
  • 22:44:09: @wonderfulone rofl. I dropped it, wait I picked it up, damn I threw an interception! Shoulda left it on the ground.
  • 23:24:06: @wonderfulone interception in the endzone to end the game. Bears lose 10-6.
  • 23:24:54: @crthomas42 they canceled Dollhouse, I need another show to watch.
  • 23:28:00: @wonderfulone :D
  • 23:31:44: @wonderfulone he threw like 15 interceptions. You can't do that.
  • 23:36:05: @wonderfulone I only gloated after the lost. The play by play was neutral for ur benefit. Ppl should followed this, it was epic.
  • 23:37:49: @wonderfulone you realize my Vikings are #1 in the whatever thingy they're in.
  • 23:40:45: @wonderfulone yes 17 and the season and he leads the league. This was his first time with 5 in one game though. Ah, milestones
  • 23:41:34: RT @wonderfulone Good thing no1 follows both me and @mtupyro or they would have been subjected to his gloating playbyplay of the Bears loss.

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Thu, Nov. 12th, 2009, 02:04 am
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Wed, Nov. 11th, 2009, 02:05 am
From Twitter 11-10-2009


  • 00:40:39: I own a shirt remarkably similar to what Wolowitz is wearing. That's bad isn't it.
  • 01:33:17: Hello room service? I need pants.
  • 01:43:33: @Electrohacker but that line is so useful!
  • 01:49:27: "Private Dancer" is stuck in my head after watching House. So many bonus points if you know why.
  • 14:27:32: My boss just told me I could skip a meeting so I could play in the department ping pong tourny
  • 21:39:06: @spazure V....H...S? Wha? Very hot skaters? Vicious horny skiddies? ???
  • 22:52:27: RT @mnwild #mnwild on way to airport after 5-2 win over #mapleleafs....let's keep this up boys.
  • 22:53:00: RT @wilw: RT EVIL WIL WHEATON COMMANDS IT, MOONPIE! @billprady Please vote #bigbangtheory #peopleschoice http://bit.ly/1Gw3Cc
  • 23:05:19: WSOP 09, the year of the suck out.

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Tue, Nov. 10th, 2009, 02:04 am
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Sun, Nov. 8th, 2009, 02:04 am
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Fri, Nov. 6th, 2009, 02:04 am
From Twitter 11-05-2009


  • 00:03:23: Fuck the yankees
  • 00:32:56: I feel like a genius when I know the answers on who wants to be $1000000aire, but I am a genius so that works
  • 14:30:59: @wonderfulone probably because I'm awesome....and never log in to facebook

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Thu, Nov. 5th, 2009, 03:04 am
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Wed, Nov. 4th, 2009, 03:04 am
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Tue, Nov. 3rd, 2009, 03:04 am
From Twitter 11-02-2009


  • 11:32:33: @krtstrm I watched it in middle school. Hope they don't kill it with the remake
  • 11:34:25: RT @codemonkey2841 RT @brokencosmos: Holy crap, Firefly is on sale at Best Buy for $12.99! It's backordered, but lock in the price! http://
  • 11:34:55: @mtupyro rt fail
  • 11:35:42: RT @brokencosmos: Holy crap, Firefly is on sale at Best Buy for $12.99! It's backordered, but lock in the price! http://bit.ly/2AlH0d
  • 11:37:07: @crthomas42 s/boat/ship and it should be yes. A ship captain can do anything
  • 21:56:21: Pata pata pata pon is stuck in my head. If you know why I <3 you
  • 23:41:30: Is it bad if I haven't been to a bar in over a month but when I walk in the bartenders greet me by name?

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